Remember Your Vows

Several years ago, early in the first grade year, one of my curious boys was eavesdropping on a conversation I was having with the Principal of our school. The Principal and I were talking about the vows from a coming wedding. We were comparing whether we had included the words "love, honor, and obey" in our own vows to our spouses. Ty overheard the conversation at the point where the Principal commented, "I don't even remember my vows." Having just learned about the importance of some such thing in reading, Ty exclaimed, "What? Mr. G doesn't remember his vows??? He doesn't know his vows? A-E-I-O-U!"